Our story begins at the dawn of time.
However, Ajia & Dakotah didn’t meet each other until November in the year of our lord 2022 and it took us less than 2 years to be married with a child and another on the way and a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence. Fools rush in.
River Sage Speed Racer was born dead in 2023 but got better. She had a surgically installed feeding tube in her stomach for most of her life so far and was recently diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy. She has fully recovered from her recent surgery to permanently stitch the tube hole closed. River enjoys ska music, pretending to read books to her little sister, Ms. Rachel, & the planet Jupiter.
Star Zephyr “Roary” Roaring Tiger was born in 2025 with a ventricular septal heart defect requiring open heart surgery when she was 5 months old. The doctor’s name was Dr. Moon so that’s pretty cool. Star currently spends her time watching ceiling fans, chewing on wood, roughhousing with her big sister, & laughing at the alphabet poster.
We are encouraging them both to become recreational rocket-ship race pilots & the first sibling co-presidents of the USA so that they will have the network and funding to do whatever they want with their lives afterwards. We hope they can count on your vote in the election of 2060.
Ajia Leilani is a Senior Product Designer who improves digital experiences & services at scale. When time permits, Ajia makes electronic music, tattoos Dakotah, and giggles at baby farts.
Dakotah Beeblebrox studied eastern philosophy abroad and is a stay at home parent, published poet, & video game speedrunner. Dakotah has helped save an ancient tree from destruction, been elected to a municipal government office, and once tried to build a new Internet.
Lullubies:
Twinkle, twinkle little Star,
We love you & your sister River,
You’re both so cute & fun & sweet,
From your 2 heads to your 4 feet,
Twinkle, twinkle motherfuckers,
You’re both amazing & a couple of wonders,
And Elmo!
We must be swift as the Sylveon Sisters in space,
With all the force of the hoopy frood, River Sage,
With all the strength of the Roaring Tiger’s pretty face,
Mysterious as when the moon eclipses the sun
& wins 1st place!